Skinny Garlic Mashed Potatoes and I Am the Phil Dunphy of Speeches

Well… I gave a speech this morning and let’s just say that it didn’t go so well.

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Apparently, those rules don’t apply to giving speeches.

My powerpoint slides got all messed up and then I got nervous and started to ramble on and on about stuff that no one on this earth could possibly care about, as usual. It’s what I do best.

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Oh Phil, I know where you’re coming from.

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